September, 2008

टोपी शुक्ला (Topi Shukla)

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cover of Topi Shukla

Rahi Masoom Raza
Verdict: Wonderful Book. Read it. Buy the Hindi version, though.
 

 

"नौकरी!

सुना जाता है कि पहले ज़मानों में नौजवान, मुल्क जीतने, लम्बी और कठिन यात्रायें करने, खानदान का नाम ऊँचा करने के ख़्वाब देखा करते थे| अब वे केवल नौकरी का ख़्वाब देखते हैं| नौकरी ही हमारे युग का सबसे बड़ा ऐडवेंचर है! आज के फ़ाहियान और इब्ने-बतूता, वासकोडिगामा और स्काट, नौकरी की खोज में लगे रहते |आज के ईसा, मोहम्म्द और राम की मंज़िल नौकरी है| 

नौकरी!

तीन अक्शर और दो मात्राओं का यह शब्द आज के ख़्वाबों की कसौटी है| जो इस कसौटी पर खरा उतरे वही खरा है| नौकरी ही से घर और परिवार की कोंपलें फूटती हैं|

पहले दिलों के बीच में बादशाह आया करते थे| अब नौकरी आती है| हर चीज़ की तरह मोहब्बत भी घटिया हो गयी है|"

Recently, Ashish surprised me by sending this very-thin-and-yet-fab book called "Topi Shukla" written by Raahi Masoom Raza. The excerpt from the book is not just a one-off - the book is all about harsh realities written in a concise fashion.

Suggestion: Buy the original Hindi version from your local book store - can't vouche for the translated version (which can be bought through Amazon above)!

"If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it ... it would have been much better."

- Karl Marx's mother

 

 

Tottenham Sucks, and Van Nistlerooy is God!

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It's been 2 weeks since I have decided that I would sleep at 10 and wake up at 5 - in an effort to change my lifestyle and, hopefully, life.

BUT ... damn these late-night football matches :)

Yesternight I stayed up to watch the Euro2008 star Pavlyuchenko and another Euro2008 star Modric combine to spank Aston Villa - but it wasn't meant to be. I personally feel that manager Ramos did a Ferguson - played an almost-new team. What followed was a higher degree of randomness - which was outclassed by O'Neil's organized formation of Villa. 

Worse still - Modric left the field injured in the first half. What a pity - Tottenham now hardly have a good midfielder to boast about. 

Over the weekend, I saw Real Madrid doing everything that they do best - and also everything that they do the worst. Conceding 3 goals against lowly Numancia (yes - you beat Barcelona, and you scare Real Madrid - but for me you will always be lowly unless you beat Valencia) shows how much they miss Cannovaro while proving that they cannot defend for nuts!

But one thing Real Madrid can surely do is - attack! They obviously weren't missing Robinho - and they will surely see Higuain and Van der Vaart scoring big time ... but the 'Real' surprise for me was to see Ruud van Nistlerooy, who was playing in a new role (in the hole), assisting in all the goals with beautiful touches and clever through-balls (while the 4th goal was an own goal).

Well - as is obvious from this useless post, I am happy that the football season back! Moreover, with Barcelona and ManU starting poorly, Valencia and Liverpool kicking it off in normal style, and Chelsea in roaring form, things seem to be pretty normal too.

 

"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."

- Muhammad Ali

 

 

Getting Up Early Works!

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It does!

While dreaming big is great, and necessary, I won't neglect what RK mentioned so sweetly in Bawarchi, "It is so simple to be happy, but so difficult to be simple."

It helps to dream-small as well - dreams of achieving goals that don't take much, that can be fulfilled with delta-effort.

I would write about Bawarchi some time soon ... 

Yesternight I fulfilled my long standing dream of sleeping at 10 and waking up at 6. The results? Awesome - I am feeling light, feeling calm in the mind, and seem to have executed almost 50% of the to-do list before 11am. The real, big bonus was: I played a 5-on-6 football with the FCUK-ers - and returned home a very delighted man.

Forget exercises, yoga etc. ... just sleep at 10 and wake-up at 5 for only the next 7 days (to stay awake, you may want to have a cup of coffee, or just read a good-feel book on the pot). That would be enough to turn your lifestyle inside-out. 

"The early bird eats the worm, but the early worm gets eaten"

 

 

Mr. India

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Some time back I revisited those "Sunday-Afternoons-On-DD" times  ... or ... those "Watching-Movies-On-VCR" times ... when accidently I stumbled upon the Filmy channel ... showing  Mr. India. 

There are some things Mr. India has in common with the western superhero scripts:

  • a normal, true citizen assumes powers by serendipity;
  • the lead lady is in love with the super-hero but has no idea who he is;
  • the lady, though, knows this guy in real life;
  • the lead-lady works for a daily ...

... but this film is so bollywood-ish and yet so enthralling. One of today's kids might write the same thing about the movie Krissh ... but for me, Krissh is, simply, a third-class super-hero movie when compared to Mr. India. Rakesh Roshan might be a director in his own right - but Shekhar Kapur's Mr. India is a timeless piece ... 

Coincidently, I also saw one of those television magazines ask Shekhar Kapur if he will make a sequel to Mr. India ... to which the man replied, "Can't ... without Amrish as Mogambo ... just can't." How very true .. isn't it?

I can never imagine a director of today ever trying to put these things in one film - and make it atleast watchable. These following things are also my cherry-picked, most-memorable items from the movie:

1) Mogambo! It's been around a score of years, and it might take another score to create a legendary villain like Mogambo. Credit to Amrish Puri, or the writers (Salim-Javed, who also created Gabbar Singh), or Shekhar Kapur - but the reality is - there will be no one like him!
2) The funny missiles located at some weird island - all pointing towards the 4 corners of India! :)
3) The bunch of innocent children (where's the innocence gone from the children of today??)
4) The parody of old Hindi numbers that becomes, and remains till today, the best parody of all. All know that Aftab played a cool role in this movie, but you can also see Ahmed Khan, today's big-time choreographer, dancing in this song (the child with the ever-smiley face ... which has stuck with Ahmed Khan till today)!!
5) Calendar! (Reminds me of another one very funny name in Rekha's Khoobsurat. The role was played by Keshto Mukherjee ... and the name was, "Asharfi Laal")!
6) Anu Kapoor - the editor! You just can't forget the famous scene when Mr. India steps into his office, can you?!
7) Jai Bajrang Bali - need I say more about this scene?! 
8) Sridevi as Charlie Chaplin - Think about it - can you imagine any actress from today's bakwaas era doing a Chaplin like Sridevi did it?! 
9) Kaate Nahin Kat-te - Again, the least said about this 'chiffony' song, the better!
10) Zindagi Ki Yahi Reet Hai - Kishore's very memorable, and pleasing song. The lyrics are as true as they are simple. 
11) The Hawa Hawaii song! Again, hats off to Sridevi's sense of comic! It probably runs in her blood. Bring her on today and she will do it again! Probably this was one of the best songs sung by Kavitha Krishnamoorthy, and she sung it with such a tickling voice! But here's something equally tickling - the lyrics of the opening stanza - look what all was penned by Javed Akhtar to make things sound Chinese,
 
"Chee Haw Haw Honolulu Lu Lu Lu Lu Honolulu,
 Hing bi ki, Hong Kong, King Kong,
 I see Nucy, you see Lucy,
 असि तुसि लस्सी पिसि (I lyuvvv this one!!!)
 Mombasa, Ping Pong!!"
 
God!! 
 
12) The Bracelet - The multi-gemmed, disco-lighted gadget!
 
Have been waiting to write about Mr. India for quite some time - and for some reason I felt like writing today. Out of the 3-4 people who read this blog, I dedicate this post to Chadha on his birthday! 
 
Chadhe! Happy Birthdays to you and Ishmeet - and probably you can drink lassi together and sing, "असि तुसि लस्सी पिसि!!"
 
Here's the signoff:
 
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce
 
 

Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na

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Probably this weekend was one of the best I have had in the last 6-7 months. Thanks for all those who pray for me :)

On Sunday's we usually play at the SPT Layout - which requires a travel of around 10kms - but the enthu of the FCUK (Football Club of Urban Koramangala) group is such that we do manage to find 10-15 people every Sunday to make a good game happen. I personally detest playing on Sunday's - but Santy drew me into the game somehow. 

Had a very tiring, but very satisfying football game. Played full field, got all the space I usually crave for in the midfield, and managed to dart a jumping header into the net from Ludi's cross! The eventual score: 10-9 (yes - we were playing football) in our favour.

The evening was even better: Vinayak, our star forward, suggested that we meet at Geoffrey's (a high-end pub) for the Chelsea-ManU match - and we (Samrat, Ljubisa, Vinayak, Unni, KK and me) did egg-jhackt-lee that. It was good fun - and would have been better if ManU could hold on to their lead for 10 more minutes. However, like Alex the Great, I am personally happy with a point from the match - because it was the revitalized display of true football that bodes well of the coming weeks.

In footballing terms (well, my entire life is revolving around football currently - be it recreation, or work in MeraSport), there was more pleasing news for me: The Old Lady won her Serie A match, while Valencia continued to top the La Liga table! 

Now! That's what I call a weekend!

But that's not where my weekend normally ends. As a rule, I normally watch a movie at PVR on Monday mornings (alone - it's a great achievement to watch films all alone in a theatre full of cosy-couples and friend-groups hanging around - you feel like a deer lost on the streets) - and today I chose to watch Jaane Tu ... highly recommended to me. Like expected after so many reviews, it turned out to be a mast and, hence, must movie. It would be useless to write down a review here - but I will do it nonetheless.

The movie has a selflessness to it - the cast seemed to be *actually* working for the audience. The story-style (not the story) had such a minty flavor to it - very refreshing.

Probably the reason for both these qualities was the absence of the big-time stars with their bulging egos, or, the presence of freshly-grated performers like Imran and Genila (you have to fall in love with both of them at the end of it all - Genila reminds me of Sonali Kulkarni). Plus, the Shah couple was used so well in the film (it was hilarious, and yet so amazing, to see Naseeruddin Shah perform in just a frameful of space and yet do it so, so well). I also liked the character of Aditi's brother - just the right amount of him in the movie. The friends, of course, were just like friends are: fantastique!

Verdict (as if anyone cares): This is one of the best 70/- I have spent in recent times - for me the value for money was slightly more than the value of spending 70 bucks on 'A Wednesday'.

PS: In the theatre, I had a very elderly couple sitting next to me! I was very, very amused to see an elderly couple to come all by themselves, to watch an out-n-out youthful movie, and that too on a Monday morning show :) This is what "retiring in style" is!

The sign-off for today:

"Quotations are for people who aren't saying things worth quoting."

Like Laxman Prasad Dashrath Prasad once said to Bhawaani Shankar: "Tu Du ..."

 

 

Yankees - A New Home

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Today is a day of nostalgia - it's been exactly 3 yrs since I first attended my Sports Management class at the Coventry Business School. There may be a thousand pleasures in life - but going back to Coventry and reliving some parts of my life there would be one of the most pleasing experiences I would get - and I am looking forward to such an opportunity ... probably pretty late in my life.

Talking about the business of sports - last night was one of the most eye-catching nights for sports observers who think business: the New York Yankees bid their last adieu to their almost-century-old home stadium (Yankees Stadium). While the geographical move is not even a mile (the New Yankee Stadium is actually adjacent to the current one), the whole event of playing the last game at the old stadium was so amazingly marketed (they marketed it as the move from an era ... to the other). Nothing was sad about the move - no one wept initially - but if you saw the game, you would have seen the emotions flowing all around the arena. May be this spectacle may turn out to be one of the most watched events on television.

Needless to mention, these Americans would have put a thousand variations of souvenirs and keepsakes on sale - again playing the emotion and nostalgia game. Undoubtedly, that would take care of the money required to buy atleast one good player for the upcoming season.

I just love when marketers make such a fantastic sports product out of almost nothing.

One of the key learnings I had during the sports management studies was that a sports marketer has no control over his product. A toothpaste marketer can go back to the shop-floor and suggest changes in the taste and aroma - but I, as a sports marketer, can never control the levels of excitement in an India-Pakistan or Aresnal-ManU match. It can either be an exciting match - or just another dud match.

What a sports marketer, then, has to do is to make the most out of the other, more controllable, aspects of the sports product (like, the stadium noise can be enhanced to make it exciting for the TV viewer, flags and other such things can be distributed to make it a fun experience for the spectator, revenues can be generated through ancillary in-stadia sales ... etc. etc.)

That is precisely what the US Sports Industry has mastered - market the product of sports to its full potential. In India, we are lagging generations behind. We are yet to even understand the concept - forget about executing it.

The worst part is - we are a country of spectators, not participants (that's our DNA - and we can't do much about it in short time), and yet we haven't done much to extract the best out of the passionate spectatorship. Probably because India is a country of in-house spectatorship, not in-stadia.

What can we do, then, to make revenues out of the 'sport-on-tv' market?

Make all sports channels ppv - Pay Per View. ESPN and STAR should not be freely available - the consumer should be asked to pay for it. After all, it's a special provision - just like a gym or a sports venue. Sports is premium, and moreover, a sports freak is price insensitive to consumption of sports.

You pay for every minute you use it. In my opinion, such a thing would happen soon - when these Tata SKY and Dish TV (and of late, Big TV) completely takeover the market. Subhash Chandra is already playing games with Zee Sports, ICL, and Zee's Dish TV - and in the long run, this clever man will make the best out of the tv-media industry.

Another thing that the IPL and ICL should do is to make the in-stadia experience out of this world. I went to see the inaugural IPL match at the Chinnaswamy - and the experience of being at one of the best international venues of India was no where compared to the experience of being at the Ricoh Arena - the home of the Coventry Football Club - which only the Coventry public may have heard of! 

Right from the entry, to the time spent, to the exit - the experience was like a physical work-out! Getting people to the stadia is of high importance to any sports marketer - since even the TV viewers don't want to watch a game which has no noise from the crowd. 

I applaud the guy who thought of staging the Bhajji-slaps-Shreesanth drama - to enhance the excitement levels of the game in a controlled fashion. Another great idea would be to send in a streaker in one of the matches ... yet another one would be to enable spectators to send sms' or bluetooth messages (or even videos) to display on a big screen in the stadium ... ! 

Basically, let the real sport take a back seat - it's the other things that are more important. :)

The new stadium of the Yankees promises to bring them cool revenues - they have a number of hotel suites that face the stadium - and, hence, they would be able to charge a cracking premium for the same. One of the major problems for a sports infra-manager is to enable revenue generation on non-match days. When we went for a work-visit to Chelsea's Stamford Bridge, we were told that it's the underground parking at the stadium that brings in the maximum revenue (more than the tickets too)! Why not! After all, it's a parking space in the heart of London!

At the new Yankees stadium, I am sure they would have a lot of money-making structures within the stadium - like a modern museum, a bowling alley, bars ... etc. etc. That's some lesson for our infrastructure guys - but the class, as always, is sleeping! 

These are testing times for sports managers like me in India - and probably sticking to new media technology (which caters to the spectator-nature of a typical Indian) is the safest bet. Still, it will take time for MeraSport to make noises - digital media is a dangerous territory.

While I started my sports management career with the hope of changing the face of sports in India - I have realized that to mess with the basic genes may lead to personal disasters. I, today, believe that Indian performaces in international sports can never outclass our expectations - they will remain the same.

The key is to make the process of watching sporting spectacles an experience of it's own. Another key is to try and make it easy for junta to come out and play - or get active. Yoga Rishi Ramdev is doing it so well (he should, and would, get a Noble Prize) - hopefully MeraSport will do it soon. 

BTW, the logo above is often mistaken for New York. It's actually New York Yankees' logo! Just in case you didn't know. 

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom:
Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again!
 
 

Why Stock Markets Will Melt Again and Again!

Stumbled upon this very sensible blog the other day (click here). 

The author suggests that there is a certain logic behind the recent melt-down - and that a phenomenon like this would happen again - sooner or later.

It's the decoupling of risk and reward. CEO's today have a higher degree of professional security - which also implies that CEO's (the decision makers) are almost sure to go unpunished even if one of their decisions wrecks the company, or even the market. Infact, CEO's make a lousy fortune in terms of compensation!

So - why wouldn't a CEO plunge into the unknown waters and, like the article suggested, do a Carly Fiorina (who acquired Compaq while at HP and screwed both the companies)? Eventually, Carly was fired, and she walked away with millions of dollars in compensation. 

The solution: companies need to relate any risk to a reward - and to a punishment too. However, this is not simple, methinks. Punishments in the corporate world are not easy to do. For example, have you ever heard of a de-bonus if the salesman underperforms ... or a reduction in salaries for the coming 6-months ...? 

Perhaps it's right - melt-downs will happen again.

 

 

The bitterness of poor quality remains long after low pricing is forgotten!!!
Leon M Cautillo
 
 

Singapore F1, Strawberry Ice-Tea

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The one big perception transition that happens when you jump from a career in the IT industry to a Sports Management career is the meaning of "F1". Earlier, "F1" meant "Help" ... now, it means "Formula 1".

Ok .. ok .. that's not true ... it has always meant the latter for me ... but I thought I would display some elementary wordplay capabilities of mine.

Well ... in marketing terms, the first ever F1 night race was a huge success. Very huge - but only in terms of marketing! The world was watching - with no one having much clue of what was happening in the simultaneous Portsmouth-Tottenham match (it was a great opportunity to try your luck for this match's Man of the Match contest - not many would have participated)... or anything else where. The night race, for me, was a wonderful trump card in Ecclestone's F1 marketing strategy.

Given the tech. advances and marketing muscles and brains employed in F1, it's an irony that the F1 is lagging behind many other sports as far as night-time events are concerned. Such a spectacle should have happened much before. 

I would watch-out for the F1 Singapore authorities now - they are bound to bring some fantastic innovations to the entire venue-management, spectator-experience management, and to the real event. One day it would be great to work with them. 

I did not see much of the race - but there's this funny and non-sense thing I noticed: the F1-innocence of the Singaporeans! The crowd would get up off their seats when they saw a car approaching, and then by the time they would clear their throats and raise their hands to clap, the car would have zipped passed them and ... disappeared already! I have never been to a circuit myself, but I am sure that the trick is to be up on your toes all the time! Correct me, if I am wrong, somebody :)

Whatever part I watched on TV, that was in the delicious company of some home-made strawberry-flavored ice tea! I was longing for some - and I did not want to go to the Mocha's (Sharon-Stone's throw distance from my home. It's really so close that you could lift a Sharon Stone and throw her there) - so I felt like googling and making some on my own. Here's what I did:

  1. Boiled water
  2. Added some chai-masala to it
  3. Poured some strawberry squash-syrup
  4. Threw a little sugar in it
  5. Added water again
  6. Left it in the fridge

The preparation and patience turned out to be worth it - and I am glad to have another weapon in my edible potable artillery.

 

Low Price. Good Product. Nice Service.

Pick Any Two.
 
 

My GameDay Tweets!

8 weeks 2 days ago — Manchester City vs Blackburn Rovers (ESPN, 0124hrs)! Next set of games on the 16th!
8 weeks 4 days ago — ESPN: Hul-Che (1810), Ars-Eve (2025), Bir-ManU (2255); STAR: Wig-Ast (2025) Check the new football tshirt at www.toubebas.com!
9 weeks 3 days ago — FA Cup on PIX: (1830) ManU-Leeds; (2330) WHU-Arsenal. Y'DAY's FA CUP: Ast 3-1 Bla, Mid 0-1 ManC, Rea 1-1 Liv, Wig 4-1 Hull, Tot 4-0 Pet